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And please, introduce yourself, somehow.
Do you know a little funny story about introduction? (I will translate it from Russian) This story has happened far-far away, long-long ago. King of that land let his heralds to make a bow-competition. A lot of famous heroes had come there and competition started.
First was a man. He took his bow, arrow and told to one judge to put an apple on his head. The judge made this, man went away for 50 meters, shooted and hit a fruit. All people applauded to him.
Man bowed to the public and said: "I'm Robin Hood".
Next was an elf. He asked a judge to put a cherry on his head, went away for 100 meters, hit the cherry and said: "I'm Willy TheBest". All people applauded to him too.
Next was a cyclops, he gave a cherry-stone to a judge, went away for 150 meters, took a big-big (I can say GREAT) stone from the ground and throwed it from behind his back. All public was quiet and shocked - he killed the judge for a one throw.
Cyclops had heard a silence and said: "I'm... I'm...". He'd turned back and saw the killed man and continued: "I'm... sorry".
Sorry for my grammar....
